Cover design by Mette Hornung Rankin of the Bureau of Betterment
Finally. As Leonard Cohen said, Hallelujah. Approximately ten billions years and ten billion pounds of chocolate and ten trillion bottles of cava later, my first novel is born. Will Date For Food. The story of unlucky-in-love, food-obsessed Reese Kelly and how her bloggy musings about all of her Really Bad Dates transform her from overlooked Nosh magazine admin into the sexy, sultry, notorious Hungry Hussy.
And everything is going just swimmingly. And all Reese’s dreams are coming true. And then it all comes crashing down. And then….well, you’ll just have to read it.
This is a total and complete and utter work of fiction and it was a real stretch to dream up Reese’s wretched dating disasters–Backwards Ejaculation Guy and Way Too Much Gold Jewelry Guy and The Dirty Texter. I mean, I’ve never had a Really Bad Date in my life. Cough.
Here is Will Date For Food for Kindle.
Here is Will Date For Food for Nook.
Will Date For Food for iBooks is coming soon…
Hallelujah!
